New Breakfast And Booty Ornaments

Celebrate the New Years with this cute Corgi butt pun design. Lets make this new year a great one!

Aint no secret that santa is dummy thicc, it's all that hualing presents and cookies he be partaking in!

Nobody likes a chilly booty! Warm me up fam, I'm shivering over here and things are getting jiggly. Just keep an eye on it, I don't wanna come out burnt.

Avocado toast. The classic, trendy, indulgent, and always delicious! Pair it with your fave toppings and you have the quintessential 21st century snack.

Trying To Eat Like a Hobbit and Look Like an Elf, we all have those days, we maybe eat a lot more lembas bread than we should - but yunno, we can't all look like Legolas, so the Hobbit Six meal plan it is: Breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper (and maybe even dessert). This anti-diet funny Lord of The Rings inspired design will be sure to make nerdy foodies laugh!

I love Halloween! I also love butts... and these booties are indeed spooky!

This Lord of the Rings inspired coffee mug is perfect for second breakfast. This nerdy coffee mug features the phrase "I like my coffee darker than the minds of Moria and stronger than a Balrog" along with symbols from the Gates to Moria and a faux gold texture. Buy this for the LOTR fan in your life and they'll have the one mug to rule them all.

Hot girl Summer? Average Girl Autumn? Nah, the most accurate one is Tired Adult Autumn. Our breakfast of choice is microwaved coffee from the day before and a piece of cheese, preferably while standing over the sink. Don't even bother asking how many times we hit the snooze button on our alarm. leaves autumn meme fall meme fat girl fall memes lazy sleepy tired adult adulting hot girl autumn.

Damn Mothman, you thicc! Rockin' those stilettos and poppin that booty! Strut that stuff!

Pancats with purrup and a little pawtter is the sweetest of treats in the morning! This delicious little critter is puurfect for pancake and cat lovers! Part of a complete breakfast!

Only Here for Sports Butts! You are at your friend's football tailgate, you don't know wtf is going on, balls are in the air, points and things, but you CAN get through it, because you're there for the SPORTS BUTTS! Sports can be unbearable to watch, but a voluptuous booty bouncing to a touchdown makes it a win in our playbook. This colorful, big bootied player mock sports design is perfect for butt-loving, anti-sports amigos. Just look at the way that football bounces off that tight ass!

Get saucy in the sunshine with these NSFW, juicy tomato butts! Perfect for loving gardening, tomatoes, veggies, and booties!

The Addict, A card that predicts that you're most definitely going to have a second or third cup of coffee by noon. Don't worry, We aren't judging you... Hey, you got any spare mugs??

Furry butts drive me NUTS! Whatever your fursona is, I wanna see it's rear. Show me that booty!

Wow, Doesn't your back hurt having to carry all that? That's a rather heavy load you've got there. That's quite a lot of junk in the trunk. Dat Ass gonna make me croak.

Kawaii buttplugs for the kawaii sinner!

Be the terror of the seven seas and have a gay pirate romance with this sick as hell pirate flag depicting a skeleton demon poking a bleeding heart, often attributed to the infamous Edward Teach, also known as Blackbeard!

This dino put the ass and thicc in Jurassthicc! Show off your love for dinos and thick pride with this funny, Jurassic, Dinosaur, thicc T rex parody shirt design.

A sight that's out of this world, that's for sure! Get people looking at far out space booty with this comfy Now Look At This alien butt tee!

you can never get enough of frog, especially frog butt~!

This packed design is dedicated to all potato lovers. Y'all be hella sluts for them delicious starch-filled root vegetables. Don't be shy about it, express yourself with this quirky design!

Show some love for the world's greatest and hottest pirate, Black beard, with this funny pirate daddy design!

Put on those cute booty shorts and let that little cotton tail out for the world to see. When sun comes out to the world so do the cute little buns. The bunny rabbits that is! So flaunt that cutie body of yours and yell out to the world SUNS OUT BUNS OUT with this hippity hoppity rabbit design!

Show this Tiny Tina coffee mug off at your next tea party. Who couldn't love the world's deadliest 13 year old when she says things like "Going to eat so many goddamn crumpets. It's going to be a crumpocolypse." and "Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!" Show that your two loves are vault hunters and unstable thirteen-year-old explosives experts with funny coffee mug. This gamer coffee mug features an illustration of Tiny Tina's Bunny and the phrase "Tiny Tina's Tea Party.

This Bard is playing her massive fork lyre for her crab familiar, as they enjoy their spoils from a slain kraken! Burst out into song at the next dnd session with this animated looking mermaid bard design!

Ain't nothing but a cigarette butt. A thicc butt for that matter. Need I say more?

Feeling like Cinderella, but a little more rachet princess than Disney princess? Well make that booty twerk and all your dreams and wishes come true with our parody princess twerk shirt. This girl wears glass slippers to the club.

After a certain point you really do just start appreciating what fiber does for your diet. Rock this very adult design that just wants you to know that fiber can be pretty cool sometimes!

Show off your love of the sweet, savory delights of breakfast with this arrangement of bacon, eggs, a pancake stack, and buttery syrup in an anime aesthetic. Perfect for loving breakfast foods and anime vibes.

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.

Bundle up and hold out for the last leg of winter and watch the days get longer with this funny anti-winter design that's perfect for someone who'd rather be somewhere much sunnier and warmer.